Okay, it's about time! You see them on the lamestream media, you hear their invective, and you can't unsee or unhear any of it. They're those we used to like. Hell, we use to LOVE them. But they've crossed the line. They've used their celebrity to try to shove Crooked Hillary down our throats and defame a good and decent man, the leader of our earnest band...Donald Trump!
Here's the first list of who we used to love and who we're boycotting. And not just until November, but from now on, because, you see, the stakes are that high. This is the edge of the precipice, and those who would shove us over must be cast aside, now and forever.
And so we begin.
Today, as of right now, WE PLEDGE to do our best to avoid supporting, contributing to, furthering, or in any way making the road easier for the following so-called celebrities, including a BOYCOTT of their PERFORMANCES, their SHOWS, FILMS, MUSIC, and PRODUCTS.
For the first round:
Bruce Springsteen
The Cast of THE WEST WING, specifically: Martin Sheen, Allison Janney, Bradley Whitford, Richard Schiff, and Dule Hill
Don Cheadle
Robert Downey, Jr.
Neil Patrick Harris
Scarlett Johannson
Mark Ruffalo (whoever he is)
Joss Whedon (so long, Firefly, we loved you, but we are now done).
Quite obviously the list will grow, but for now, this is the list. MEMORIZE IT. BURN IT INTO YOUR SOUL. And at all costs, AVOID their movies, their performances, and everything they do to survive, because they are the enemy, and they are inhibiting our survival.
So, here's to the start of something BIG!
